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Old 21st July 2007, 09:03 AM
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In my case , my fears that can give me second thoughts of having sex with a stranger are as follows:

-fear of contracting a veneral disease or a life threatening disease
-fear of failing to satisfy my partner
-fear or disappointment with my partner (i.e. we have the same gender)

How about you?
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Old 21st July 2007, 04:52 PM
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Fear of not having enough money to pay
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Old 21st July 2007, 05:00 PM
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Kane, I like your sense of humour BUT - Please save it for the right thread.
This is Sensible Discussion as the title says, 'Replies to be helpful and informative... or don't fucking bother'

To get back on topic, I don't actually have any fears concerning sex.
Pop it in a bag, roll on, roll off, and the jobs a gud 'un
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Old 21st July 2007, 05:03 PM
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Pop it in a bag, roll on, roll off, and the jobs a gud 'un
Hehe, yes workshy, very helpful and informative
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Old 23rd August 2007, 07:55 AM
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To be honest - I too have fears about sex.

What if I REALLY want some, but can't get some. Could my testicles explode?
What if my mrs. has a REALLY weird fetish?
What if I get caught shagging my girlfriends best mate?
What if I get caught shagging my girlfriend?
even worse - what if I get caught shagging myself???

Luckily - I have the answers to all sexual questions:

* Rohypnol
* Dust sheets
* Wasn't me!
* Wasn't me!
* erm...Wasn't me?

as for worrying that the bird you intend to pound may be a geezer - look for the following tell-tale signs:
* Stubble
* Deep voice
* Adam's apple
* Erection (usually the biggest give away)

any other questions? Just ask

(BTW - joking about the rohypnol)

Turtle Out

Last edited by Turtle : 23rd August 2007 at 07:56 AM. Reason: wanted to clarify a joke
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Old 9th September 2007, 09:50 AM
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Doh! rohypnol.com is down
WTF do I do now
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